Day Three: on my plate #photoadayjune (Taken with instagram)
Day 2 Empty (my oil in my car) whoopsie #photoadayjune (Taken with instagram)
Confessions of a Bibliophile (Taken with instagram)
Day 1 Morning #PhotoadayJune (Taken with instagram)
Does your Woody need serviced? (Taken with instagram)
Big Old Bay seasoning Nom mom no (Taken with instagram)
Ohmahgawd. Need this. Need this noaw!!
(Source: cptnamrca, via davidobsession)
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// And for the record you asshole//
I was not watching any type of premiere, feed, tv, clips. I saw a few photos.
So anyone making an assumption on what they think I’m doing can eat some shit. There’s all kinds of shit at the Cannes I hear. Called Kristen’s last ditch effort.
Laters. 😊
Anonymous asked: you hate kristen but you were watching the cannes OTR premiere wow... dedicated fan! oops i mean hater!! please honey you're obsessed with kristen get over it
Okaaayyyyy junior. But the last time I checked OtR was not a one man show called “Just Kristen” right? Am I right? Oh it looks like I am. So why don’t you go get yourself a new bag of Cheetos and grab some balls while you’re at it GMoney and come at me with out an Anon. Keyboard gangsta in da house! Oh I’m glad that you think you know all my bizznass- stop being so obsessed with me. X
I KNEW Kristen’s pants reminded me of something I’ve seen before. At first I was thinking that she was wearing MC Hammer pants &sending the message that she was “to legit to quit”
But then a lightbulb 💡 went off in my head! I had to run to google because I forgot the name of these pants from the early 90s.
ZUMBAZ!!!!! They were all the rage…so I read via Wiki.
Please excuse me while I go put my face back on from laughing it off.
You. Are. Welcome.
Hi! My name is Kristen Stewart! I like to flip the bird while I am working. This is Klassy. This makes me one fierce bitch right? I enjoy flipping of my co-workers & the Papps. Especially the Papps because I like to act new & surprised when they photograph me. How dare they photograph me when I didn’t ask them to? So really to everyone that views my photos I am really just saying FUCK YOU, YOU, and YOU, and ESPECIALLY YOU!!
But maybe you will forgive me since I am a self righteous child who is ignorant to the wold because my teacher failed me. But my attitude may contradict my life because I have it so so so so good ya know. No struggling, get to act like a twat, dress like a slob, be a wretched shrew annnd best of all I do not have give any mother fucking fucks! Ahhhhhhhh! Suck ittttttttt I’m Kristen stewarrrrrttttttttt.
chi non risica non risica
